Amusing petitions

The 10 Downing Street website has a section where you can create a petition to put to the Prime Minister.

Whether any of the petitions will ever be acted upon is a matter for discussion another time, but the website does have some amusing petitions.

I’ve listed the ones I’ve noticed:

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to…

Resign immediately

Replace the national anthem with 'Gold' by Spandau Ballet

Force all ramblers/walkers to wave a red flag when walking on a "public road"

Stand on his head and juggle ice-cream

Change the electoral process to include a binding "None of the above, re-open nominations" on every ballot paper

Ignore the petition to repeal the hunting act 2004

Release a Christmas single

Stop Being So Politically Correct & Use Some Common Sense

Scrap all quangos and see if anyone notices

Let Mrs Pritchard run the country